Monday PM OT

Lawrence Sterne Stevens, March 1954 issue of Universe Science Fiction, "The Man With the Broken Nose" by Wilson O. Clough.

Obviously the image had text by Wilson O. Clough originally. Feel free to add your own. Bonus points for including "CENTIPEDES!" somewhere in your version. How was Monday, November 1?

 I don't know what I'm doing here. Here goes nothing.