February 7th Post Meridiem Open Thread Is Now Openly Threaded

"I need the DPR on my desk EOD!
What's the ROI on that?
Rhonda from accounting pinched me!
I'm going to HR next time you doodyhead!
No you stink.
No you do. 
Nuh uh."

TODAY IS International Clash Day, so pour one out for John Graham Mellor (Joe Strummer). It's also:

• National Periodic Table Day (USA)
• National Black HIV/AIDS Awareness Day (USA)
• Send a Card to a Friend Day (USA)
• Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbor Day  (USA)
• Garth Brooks's 60th Birthday. Go say hi to all your friends in low places
• Teach Your Dog About Abstinence Day (Denmark)
• Made Up Constellation Names To Teach To Your Kids Day (USA)
• National Guess the Animal at the Zoo Instead of Reading the Sign Day (Amiritica)
• Call Your Spouse by Your Ex's Name Day (Democratic Republic of Acrimonia)
• 31st Annual Meeting of the Bipolar Bear Club (Long Island)
• Celebrate Richard Hatch Day (Apollo from Battlestar Galactica '78) He died Feb. 7, 2017
• International Swear at the Earth Day
• Wave Your Hands in the Air Like You Just Don't Care Day (New Zealand)
• National Leave Your Child at Work Day (USA)

Which ones do you celebrate or participate in? Or just tell us the story of your day. I'm sure that's interesting too.

fine print, this is the fine print, and boy is it fine. Some of these may be made-up holidays. Use your best judgment, or at least your pocket computer, silly heads. Or do what thou wilt like I would. You're not the boss of me.