1st Monday in May 2022, Sweet Treats for the Neat BT Elites (Ope Threet)

Did you have a good May 2? I hope so.

the humble f hole

Right before the pandemic when my daughter and I had to embark every Saturday morning on an interminable train ride to get to the CYSO on time (two unexcused tardies could result in expulsion), we killed time by inventing an orchestra and classical music themed ice cream and sweets shoppe. We came up with several names for the fictional place and settled on CRAM YOUR F HOLE! cuz it made her laugh. We came up with a bunch of themed treats, but I can't remember what most of them were. We had:

• Bach-y Road
• Ligeti Split
• Crunchy Frog (the frog is a part of a bow, also a gross Monty Python bit)
• Pianoforte torte
• Pachelbel's Cannoli
• Toccata and Fudge in D Minor
• Eclair on a G String
• Caramela Burana
• Crois-Saëns 

The tagline was something like "Emboucheuriant? (portmanteau of embouchure and aseuriant) We have what you need so bring your Chopin Liszt!" All the toppings and syrups would have an opening like a spit valve. It was all terrible.

Can't remember the rest. Help me fill my imaginary sweets shoppe. OR tell us how you filled your day.