Monday Night OT

I woke up this morning from a dream in which I had made the evening post and I was reading the comments. I almost forgot to make this evening's post as a result. What day is it anyway? In retrospect, I should have realized it was a dream because someone had accidentally posted porn and received upvotes for it. In other words, this is a slapdash affair.

The video is from a 1980 special, Lynda Carter's Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy, truly the most special of all specials to ever grace the small screen. Gene Simmons had a response as Velvet Von Ragnar in Never Too Young to Die (1986). 

John Stamos is Lance Stargrove, duty bound to avenge the murder of his father, Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), at the hands of Von Ragnar, a transgender mad person out to poison the city's water supply using floppy discs. Vanity and Robert Englund are also in it. Relive the magic of the 80s tonight, people. Streaming on PlutoTV:

List your symptoms below, and I'll name your ailment, but only if you say it like a pirate. (It's probably scurvy, treatable with lots of rum and a minor amputation. Arrrr.)