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Wednesday, September 11, 2024

For Republicans and the People Who Still Love Them

A field guide for those struggling to identify a Haitian immigrant.

Haitian immigrants struggling to survive in yet another hostile environment, who definitely know that cats and dogs are pets here:
Illegal alien from Melmac, a certain Mr Shumway who loves cats:

Haiti, right there next to the Dominican Republic:
Melmac, made of Melmac but destroyed by hair dryers:

Duck, a male by the markings:
Cat, all dressed for halloween:

It seems likely that wild ducks may have been hunted and eaten. Cats and dogs seem to be accounted for, other than the millions tossed away since the COVID crisis. I'm sure everyone here knows this, but I thought I'd mention it anyway. Republicans may not be so smart, and they sure are fun to ridicule, but they know what they're doing here; unleashing yet another old racist cliché upon a vulnerable group because the hate and fear must flow. Accusations of cannibalism, if they haven't been made already, are surely just around the corner. I came to the US when I was four. I remember being accused of this shit like it was yesterday.

I would watch out for that one illegal alien from the Amazon though. He's been known to eat cats and steal our women.






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