I did fart laugh at the Husky. That is my highest compliment for humour.

  Mrs G is due to become a mum for the umpteenth time. And a live feed is available.

  It's Soup Swap Day, which probably isn't currently practical as a big family bonding session, but you can still drop off a sachet ...

  Or should I say Nadolig Llawen?

Spoken to any good lampposts lately? Ours are getting chatty.

It is Jump for Jelly Beans Day. Higher! You are going to have to do better than that.  Mind you, I prefer Jelly Babies myself.

  Caturday should be all about the cat chat, but it is Hug A Dog Day, so unleash those talking pooches.

Saturday already? Pour yourself a Pisco Sour to go with that breakfast bowl of ice cream or frozen yoghurt (don't forget to cover it in ...