Good morning, folks, and welcome to May. If spring hasn't sprung where you are at least a little bit yet ( insert disclaimer about hem...

    Good morning, all you fine people , and welcome to Overpriced Boxed Chocolate Goes Slightly On Sale Tomorrow Day. Whatever your feelings...

    Gooood morning, one and everyone. Cast all revelry and whatnot aside, and whaddaya know? It's yet another Monday in the world.    Do...

    Morning, folks, and welcome to Yet Another Monday. Give us a little peep into what's going on in your worlds for a moment, will ya?

    Good morning, folks, and welcome to another joyous Monday. I am sure you are all feeling bright eyed and bushy-tailed - NOT. And yet, he...

  Oh, hey look - here comes another week. How's it looking from your angle?

    Morning, all, and welcome to November. Halloween has spirited off and the last stretch of the year is upon us. Feel free to get philosop...

  Good morning, all, and welcome to the last week of October. What spooky revelations of wisdom do you hope to uncover ?

  Morning, all, and happy Get Off Indigenous Peoples' Lawn Day here in the States. Stop by and flash a little howdy.

  Morning, all. Looks like it's once more into the breach with me, exploring yet another new world of employment. 

  Morning, all. Summer's almost over and autumn's on the way. But first we've got to get through this day.  What's the plan,...

  Morning, all. Do stop by and let us know how thrilled you are to be starting another work week.

  Morning, all. Today is a day in the States to cease your labors and reflect on human rights and stuff, unless of course you are essential ...

 I guess I'm up, y'all. What about you?

 Oh, weekend, why have you forsaken us?

 Morning, folks. O mighty Ceiling Cat, watch over us this day, and smite down any fonkiness that might cramp our style. What's up with y...

Yay Monday?    Morning all. What havoc will you be wreaking today?

     Morning, all. It's Monday and dear god I'm up already. What's got your attention right now?

    Morning, all. Sun is up and apparently so am I. How's Monday treating you so far?