Frank: Oh no, not scrambled eggs for dinner again, Eloise! Eloise: But it’s the only thing I know how to cook!

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  “What is it?” “A cactus” “I’m just glad it’s not dinner.” “Who said it wasn’t?”

  Adam: “What’s for dinner tonight, Millie?” Millie: “My stew can stand on its own feet.” Adam: “I’m gonna need more ketchup.”

  A: “Nathan, how could you lose the rent money on a silly crap game? You promised you’d give them up!”   N: “I didn’t, honey. I lost the mo...

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  “Now you just wait there one minute, Debbie. You roped me into this Herbalife MLM, and you’re going to help me out of it.”

  “… and why didn’t the plumber install the new faucet  today, Polly?” “A lady doesn’t kiss and tell.” “…”

  How was your day, dear? ZzzzzzZzzzZzz

  What’s the story, morning glory? What’s the word, hummingbird? Did you hear about Hugo and Kim?

  Fella: “Wouldja like to buy a gallon reall cheap like?” Husband: “We don’t need no booze” Fella: “Ain’t booze, this here’s gasoline. Going...

  How did your day go?

  Just another day watching the world burn.

  “How did your day go, dear?” “I washed a window. And then another and another.” “Oh, Ponty. I believe in you.”

  How’s it going with you, chum?

  Made it through another day.

  What’s up with you, fella?

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  Why so glum, chum?