Backtalk : Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Tuesday Evening Post

Frank: Oh no, not scrambled eggs for dinner again, Eloise!

Eloise: But it’s the only thing I know how to cook!

Tuesday Evening Post

Captions, anyone?

Tuesday Evening Post

Caption the picture.

Tuesday Evening Post

“What is it?”
“A cactus”
“I’m just glad it’s not dinner.”
“Who said it wasn’t?”

Tuesday Evening Post

Adam: “What’s for dinner tonight, Millie?”
Millie: “My stew can stand on its own feet.”
Adam: “I’m gonna need more ketchup.”

Tuesday Evening Post

A: “Nathan, how could you lose the rent money on a silly crap game? You promised you’d give them up!”

N: “I didn’t, honey. I lost the money on a bet over polka dots.”
A: “In the entire world, only you, Nathan Detroit, could lose $1000 bucks on polka dots.”

Tuesday Evening Post

Caption ideas?

Tuesday Evening Post

“Now you just wait there one minute, Debbie. You roped me into this Herbalife MLM, and you’re going to help me out of it.”

Tuesday Evening Post

“… and why didn’t the plumber install the new faucet today, Polly?”

“A lady doesn’t kiss and tell.”

“…”

Tuesday Evening Post

How was your day, dear?

ZzzzzzZzzzZzz

Tuesday Evening Post

What’s the story, morning glory?

What’s the word, hummingbird?

Did you hear about Hugo and Kim?

Tuesday Evening Post

Fella: “Wouldja like to buy a gallon reall cheap like?”
Husband: “We don’t need no booze”
Fella: “Ain’t booze, this here’s gasoline. Going for last month’s price.”
Wife: “Pay the man, Charles.”