It is our duty to die in as ridiculous a fashion as possible. I'm sorry, were you planning a slow decline in your own bed, surrounded by loved ones awaiting your last gasp and perhaps the last bits of your hard-earned wisdom? Screw that. Go tease a buffalo. Blast yourself from a cannon aimed at your worst enemy's home. Invent an extreme sport like "Sky Boating". Boldly go. Without pants.
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