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Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Tuesday Evening Post

 



“Now you just wait there one minute, Debbie. You roped me into this Herbalife MLM, and you’re going to help me out of it.”


Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Tuesday Evening Post

 



“… and why didn’t the plumber install the new faucet today, Polly?”


“A lady doesn’t kiss and tell.”


“…”




Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Tuesday Evening Post

 



What’s the story, morning glory?

What’s the word, hummingbird?

Did you hear about Hugo and Kim?


Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Tuesday Evening Post

 


Fella: “Wouldja like to buy a gallon reall cheap like?”

Husband: “We don’t need no booze”

Fella: “Ain’t booze, this here’s gasoline. Going for last month’s price.”

Wife: “Pay the man, Charles.”



Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Tuesday Evening Post

 



“How did your day go, dear?”

“I washed a window. And then another and another.”

“Oh, Ponty. I believe in you.”



Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Tuesday Evening Post

 



* Nellie says something shortsighted and offensive *

 * Emile looks at Nellie, regretting his life choices *


Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Tuesday Evening Post

 


“Sweetie pie, let a man show you how to get the best table in the restaurant.”

 

“You have exactly two seconds to stop touching my hand, you smug bastard.”


Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Tuesday Evening Post

 



“And then do you know what the guy said to me?”


“What?”


“Free upgrades. For life.”


“Oh, definitely a scam then. What a racket!”


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