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“Now you just wait there one minute, Debbie. You roped me into this Herbalife MLM, and you’re going to help me out of it.”
“… and why didn’t the plumber install the new faucet today, Polly?”
“A lady doesn’t kiss and tell.”
“…”
Fella: “Wouldja like to buy a gallon reall cheap like?”
Husband: “We don’t need no booze”
Fella: “Ain’t booze, this here’s gasoline. Going for last month’s price.”
Wife: “Pay the man, Charles.”
“How did your day go, dear?”
“I washed a window. And then another and another.”
“Oh, Ponty. I believe in you.”
* Nellie says something shortsighted and offensive *
* Emile looks at Nellie, regretting his life choices *
“Sweetie pie, let a man show you how to get the best table in the restaurant.”
“You have exactly two seconds to stop touching my hand, you smug bastard.”
“And then do you know what the guy said to me?”
“What?”
“Free upgrades. For life.”
“Oh, definitely a scam then. What a racket!”