Frank: Oh no, not scrambled eggs for dinner again, Eloise!
Eloise: But it’s the only thing I know how to cook!
It's Schooner Festival week so I went into the archive for a nice photo of model boats from last year. I'm nearly finished a nonf...
Frank: Oh no, not scrambled eggs for dinner again, Eloise!
Eloise: But it’s the only thing I know how to cook!
Adam: “What’s for dinner tonight, Millie?”
Millie: “My stew can stand on its own feet.”
Adam: “I’m gonna need more ketchup.”
A: “Nathan, how could you lose the rent money on a silly crap game? You promised you’d give them up!”
N: “I didn’t, honey. I lost the money on a bet over polka dots.”
A: “In the entire world, only you, Nathan Detroit, could lose $1000 bucks on polka dots.”
“Now you just wait there one minute, Debbie. You roped me into this Herbalife MLM, and you’re going to help me out of it.”
“… and why didn’t the plumber install the new faucet today, Polly?”
“A lady doesn’t kiss and tell.”
“…”
“How did your day go, dear?”
“I washed a window. And then another and another.”
“Oh, Ponty. I believe in you.”
* Nellie says something shortsighted and offensive *
* Emile looks at Nellie, regretting his life choices *