[Greetings of a salubrious nature. Query of fake interest – WARNING – every time you forget, one of Bertolt's Tonks catches a cold]
hi yall hope you good ok
[image below – choose wisely and resize to either large or extra large, never original size – WARNING – an ugly or offensive image will make k2b's trick knee give out]
[credit art - just cuz it's nice and proper] The House of Usher. Illustration by Czech artist Matěj Čadil http://www.matejcadil.cz/obrazy.php |
insert line break here, rebel scum, so as to not overcrowd the mainpage – WARNING – forgetting this will make the Backtalk cow Brenda give birth to a two-headed calf which will die right after singing every song from The Music Man. Aint nobody need to hear "Shipoopi" ever again]
[blah blah never-ending blah blah if you're sqrl – WARNING – actually, no one gives a shit][EXTRA CREDIT – parting image sized the same as above. fakey fake fake gesture of bonhomie, a fauxpology, and say goodnight – DON'T YOU WANT OWYAC TO GET A DOG? OF COURSE YOU DO AND THATS WHY WE DO IT]
[make sure to check spellins and grammer – WARNING – forgetting this crucial step will make kristinbytes's warts burst into tiny weeping bindi heads. gross. and also awwww]
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