Monday Needs Some OT (Occupational Therapy), or "ARGH! MY ANKLE!"

May all your joints remain in their proper places.

Strange Tales 178, Marvel Comics, February 1975. Art and convincing, gripping monologue by Jim Starlin

Do you talk to yourself? What kinds of things do you say? How about interior monologue? Mine is constant and the stuff I say out loud is downright embarrassing. I don't recall ever hurting myself and screaming "Argh! Me hamstrings!" or anything like that though.

Remember, if you are asking for help, don't ever elbow your would-be savior in the groin. 

credit same as above

Over to you. Tell me something good.