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  Hello and welcome to another week in the world.

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Wednesday Morning or Something Like It

Spouse injured her foot and has been home all week. Coupled with certain scheduled days off from school for the kids, I haven't had much time to myself.

George C. Scott, Patton, 1970, dir. Franklin J. Schaffner

Ever notice how often sportsball coaches or politicians announce their retirement with some statement about "wanting to spend more time with my family"? Much rarer is the middle-age parent claiming they've dedicated way too much time and effort caring and providing for their family, and now it's time to go coach the home franchise to a Super Bowl victory. My press conference will air tonight on ESPN, 7 Central. There will be tears, the likes of which have not been seen since Lou Gehrig's retirement speech. Kleenex™ endorsements!

That is all. Good morning.

Song playing whilst typing which may have influenced the direction of the post:



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