Wednesday Open Thread, the One that Comes Before the Second One.

ARE YOUR PETS LISTENING? Do they care? It doesn't matter. I'm listening. I care.

From Beasts of Burden by Evan Dorkin and Jill Thompson. Sorry, I don't remember which issue.

Tell me something I don't know that maybe your pets do. Or better yet, tell me a dirty joke, a dirty joke your dog or cat would tell. I'm all ears and probably wearing pajamas.