Monday Morning Open Thread

Wakey, wakey, folks, the weekend done gone and it's time to go back to the world.

December 9th is International Anti-Corruption Day. Also, National Llama Day...

...and National Pastry Day.

It's also Emmett Kelly's...

...Donny Osmond's...

...and computer goddess Grace Hopper's birthday.

And hey, it's World Techno Day.

What's on the program for today, y'all?