Top hat: “I’s time for you to pay up, fella.”
Boris: “I highly suggest you take your hands off of me, Mister.”
Top hat: “Is this cashmere? It’s so soft…”
Boris: “As a matter of fact it is. It was 75% off on sale at Bergdorf’s after Christmas last year. Now stop touching me or I will end you.”
How was your day?
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