Good morning. This is the open thread I guess. What is up, my brothers and sisters?
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| Will we be graded on a curve? |
When I think back on the Kinjaverse (does it deserve a -verse? More like parts of Eastern Europe, esp. since it's been wiped off the map web. Wither Czechoslovakia? O Nick Denton, how goes the annihilation of Facebook?), I remember TotWs, CotDs, cross threads, discrete pockets of arcane knowledge. Mostly I remember scavvy's pop quizzes.
POP QUIZ! (reminder: the TotW is Ye Olde Kinja)
Kinjanaut or KinjaNOT?
1. The Backtalker who used to run the weekly quizzes was
a)scavengers daughter
b)Scavenger's Daughter
c)ScavengersDaughter
d)Scavengers Daughter
e)Ziggy Bloodlust
2 points
2. Ziggy Bloodlust's avatar was _______-era David Bowie
a)Thin White Duke
b)Ziggy Stardust
c)Husky Tan Archbishop
d)Aladdin Sane
e)The Laughing Gnome
2 points
3. Which of these were real Kinja usernames? Which sprang from SQRL's forehead like Pallas Athene from the head of Zeus? Apologies for any misspellings and (mis)capitalizations.
a)Tractor Gal
b)Live Squiggles
c)Bob Geldof Hates Mondays
d)Youguise
e)Ginger Yawn
f)Militant Grammarian Pterosaur
g)Ink Pixy
h)Vagenda of Manocide
i)Arpad Okay
j)Milton Berle's Cock
k)OogiesShock
l)Flerby
m)His Name was Steve Trevor
n)Sorcia McNasty
o)Lord Kelvin
p)Milk Shaker of Daft Bollocks
q)flybynite
r)Melanin Monroe
s)Tractor Gal
t)Zeust the Meptonian
u)Homework Ogre
v)Cheese Toaster
w)Emmer does not represent me
x)rokokobang
y)leChategris
z)Willow Whispers
15.25 points
4. Unscramble to find the names of some of the most odious kinja sublog users.
a foul mews
frantik
in gratis
trombon (agent of GOMI)
0.75 points - don't answer just in case it summons them out of the ether - just nod your head if you remember, and then try to forget
5. Which of these Buckaroo Banzai characters are not usernames? (AFAIK)
a)Perfect Tommy
b)Dr Emilio Lizardo
c)Red Lectroid
d)John Bigbooté
e)Penny Priddy
3 points
X-tra credit question: What was the name of Banzai's band? 1 point
6. Match the Balker with (one of) their avatar(s) or new burner/user name:
A)Snacktastic 1)opossum
B)Garden Marvel 2)giant painted rabbit
C)Scavvy 3)spatula
D)Bubtastic 4)no banjoes anywhere
E)slicetoast 5)Attack It!
F)Squirrel, Interrupted 6)stack of toast
G)Seungri VVIP 7)Infrequently Vile: Directed by Wes Anderson
10 points
7. Who sez bish plz?
a)College Granddad
b)Pulpo Perdido
c)rooo
d)Be Good Gertie
e)Una Bear Dog
5 points
8. Which Canadian used to post "Meanwhile in Canada..."?
a)Bad Yogi
b)Old Woman Yells at Clods
c)Kastle
d)mrsfinch
e)Snax
5 points
9. What is teapotting?
a)starting a heated fight over oatmeal v. chocolate chip cookies
b)packing away bits of food from a get together to sup on later
c)staging an OT coup
d)awarding oneself the CotD
e)untreatable projectile vomiting
f)maybe it's an honest question? maybe SQRL doesn't remember?
10 points
X-tra credit: Who is it named after? ehhh, 1 point
10. The Observation Deck user whose awesome Monday animal posts were shared on a bunch of the other subs, incl. BT, was
a)mythbri
b)Rob Gronkowski's Party Bus
c)Lightning Louie
d)Frank N. Stein
e)Nivenus
12 points
*formerly Waste your time Wednesday
** formerly A WEDNESDAY THING @ NOON* - SCAVVY'S GHOST! the ghost with the most
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