But not because of any of these great artists
Black Thought – Tiny Desk Concert
Alicia Keys – Tiny Desk Concert
Erykah – Tiny Desk Concert
Lizzo – Tiny Desk Concert
Mumu Fresh featuring Black Thought and DJ Dummy – Tiny Desk Concert
But instead because of a tiny man who shrank the office even as he continues to try to wreak havoc
Also,
y’all. Even if your family member begs
you to during a pandemic, do not try to
move the furniture around because they injured themselves slightly during a
holiday weekend because they weren’t doing the strengthening exercises for the
rest of their limbs that you suggested because nobody is getting enough
exercise because we’re all indoors other than the Essential Workers who aren’t
being paid essential wages corresponding to their essential work, or the 1%-ers
well-enough-to-do to have one of those IMO rather occult-looking Lululemon
Mirror Trainers on one of their walls. Because if you do try to move that furniture,
you will inevitably drop something on your foot that you were moving that wasn’t
supposed to be on the floor in the first place, and not only will it hurt, but
you will have to wonder if you broke it until the doctors (who also deserve a
holiday more than anyone else) get back in their offices.
So
there’s all that.
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