Don We Now Our Blaurgh Apparel

Wot with it being Xmas Eve Day and all, I considered posting a holiday cheer anti-Blaurgh! post, but then not everyone is either a holiday sort (myself, for one) or, given 2020, is spending a holiday far from where and how they want to be. So for those of locked down or feeling isolated, Blaurgh away here! Sadness shared is sadness halved, as an old Arab proverb goes. Let's at least grumble together if needed.