Bonjor, everyone, c’est mardi! (OT)

 

“Good morning, mes amis!” Miss Piggy says, “It is time for moi to rise and shine bright like a diamond.”

“Or..mmmmmmm...something like that.”

“Some...times...you...just...get...through...the...day...how...ever...you...can.”

“Remember, as long as you look fabulous, you will feel fabulous. So because I am beautiful, my day will also be beautiful. Toodle-oo! Kissy kissy! Lots of love, signed Moi, Miss Piggy”