There's absolutely no chance Alice would have the patience for this, but it would be very cute.
Whoever wrote this "definitive" ranking of Halloween candy must've been on a sugar high. They put Tootsie Rolls ahead of Smarties, M&M, and Twizzlers. This is clearly a wrong opinion. https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/best-worst-halloween-candy
What would you keep and what would you trade?
